Tuesday, May 06, 2008

100+ Years And Counting

This year I was privileged to be one two of my church members on very special birthdays. Mr. Beaty and Miss Adeline are 100 and 103 respectively! Mr. Beaty still has the same positive attitude he's had ever since I've known. His advice to young people...DON'T SMOKE!

Miss Adeline still knows me enough to say, "you need to lose some weight and stop eating so much rice!" Oh, Miss Adeline is on the right, Elizabeth is another church member who went with me to wish Adeline a happy 103rd birthday. And, yes, Adeline is our oldest member!

Was I Crazy or What?



As if you didn't have enough reasons to doubt my sanity, here's another one... that's me in the third seat from the left, top row. (Click on image to enlarge; and no I'm not completely bald, but the sun glaring off my head makes it look that way!) I am "hanging" at the top of a 200 ft. drop...a second later, I took the plunge! I am proud to say that I rode this thing and still managed to hold on to the contents of my stomach! This video doesn't really give you a "feel" for the experience, but it can give you another reason to doubt my sanity! (WARNING: Turn your volume down some as there is a good bit of crying and screaming! I haven't heard any out right profanity so don't listen too closely! One rider sums up the experience with repeated WOW....WOR...HA HA HA!!!!)

And You Thought Your Job Was Depressing!

When you think your job is depressing, think about these guys. I took this at Busch Gardens, and I couldn't help but think, "what are 'they' thinking about?" I thought about how unfair it seemed to have what are obviously "thinking" creatures who don't deserve to be a tourist attraction. I hope I'm wrong and that they aren't thinking sad, depressing, "why are these people staring at me" kind of thoughts, but I don't think so. So no matter what kind of job you find yourself in, it could always be worse!

Friday, March 28, 2008

I'm in Florida!

I'm in Lakeland, Florida! Here is my spokesman, Bruce the shark...






Here is Moffit Cancer Center where my friend, Val, is head of the pastoral care dept. This is their new research facility.

While Valerie was on the phone, I took some macro pictures of some kosher pastries in her office leftover from a rabbinic conference they had had earlier in the day. The things we do when we're trying to amuse ourselves.




We then went to see her new house which she hasn't moved into yet, and I played around with different angles of her 80's chandelier.



Jeff just came home early from work, so we're off to do the tourist thing. More later....

My Host and Hostess in Florida

I'm writing from Florida where I am vacationing with and mooching off of friends frm my college days, Jeff and Miriam. I was messing around with a website where you can put people's heads in videos and this is my first experiment (with Jeff and Miriam's hesitant permission). Miriam wanted to make sure everyone knew that her head is NOT bigger than Jeff's!

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Friday, March 07, 2008

Newsletter Article

I'm going to try to remember to post my church newsletter article. Here's this week's:

Christ Comes in The Storm. Life can be so unexpectedly cruel. Pray for Michele Vazquez of West Palm Beach, Florida and her family. This past Monday, she with her son met her husband, Rafael at Wendy’s for lunch. As they were leaving, Rafael realized the restaurant had not put the toy in his son’s child’s meal. He went back up to the counter, when a 60 year-old handyman, Edward Blake, emerged from the restroom, and without saying a word, shot 42 year old Rafael in the back, and then shot four other customers before killing himself. No words, no demands, no note, no connection with Wendy’s, no apparent reason for what the police were calling a random, senseless killing.

What would you tell that wife who described her husband as her best friend? It gets worse. Rafael was on a lunch break from a training conference where he as a firefighter and paramedic was learning to deal with incidents dealing with several injured victims at the same time. He had dedicated his life to helping and saving others, and then, at a Wendy’s counter, doing a simple act of parental love for his young son, he was shot in the back by a complete stranger. He died immediately.

The world is crazy! What would you say to this mother, her three children, and two stepchildren? What words of comfort could help her cope with a future so suddenly, and violently, and senselessly ripped apart for no apparent reason? I would counsel people who know the family not to say much at all. What can you say in the midst of the storm? I don’t know, but this situation does remind me of what might have been like for the disciples that Friday afternoon and evening of the crucifixion.

Those early followers of Christ must have been speechless, too. “How could our Lord allow these atrocities? How could He not call on the power that had raised Lazarus, fed thousands, and calmed storms to destroy His enemies? How could he cry out from the cross, ‘Father, forgive them for they do not know what they are doing?’” Still, behind the scenes of the chaos and tragedy, a miracle was in progress, and on the third day Christ rose from the dead. Christ did not wave His magic wand to eradicate all evil from the world. Instead He came back to the disciples, to bring them a renewed hope that through His Spirit, Christ would be with them always, to the ends of the world. He promised that He would accomplish great things through them as the Kingdom of God would spread, one life at a time, defeating evil and death through salvation. Christ was their only hope to make it in such a terrifying, uncertain world.

Not only had He come to save, but He came to walk with His followers through great victories and great tragedies. He came back to life to birth and empower His church to combat evil, comfort the grieving, encourage the brethren, and to share their hope in Christ with a dark, sad, despairing, lost world. Easter is NOT just a time of year for special worship services, but a time to remind us that Christ went to the cross to win victory for us over death, and over evil, even when evil is senseless, sudden, and vicious. I pray you will join us in the coming weeks, as we look forward to celebrating and embracing anew the wonder of Christ’s willingness to die for us that we might know the victory that no tragedy can take from us!

In Him, Andy

Catching Up

It's been a while since I've posted. I can chalk some of that up to my post fifty-first birthday depression. Kidding, of course. Just been busy. Here's a partial recap:
  • Turned 51...oh, you already knew that.
  • Officiated at two funerals. One was for a very sweet 96 year old lady named Laura whose passing was very gracious. She has been sick for several months, and in a consideralbe amount of pain these past few weeks. Her great niece went to see her on her niece's birthday. She said, "today is my birthday, but if you see Jesus and want to go on home, it's okay." Laura passed quietly within a minute. The family experienced two birthdays that day.
  • The other funeral was for a man named Otis who gave 58 years of service to the city fire department. About a quarter of the sanctuary was taken up with firefighters from our department and others from two counties. I've never officiated at a service with additional honors from the firefighters. (see picture) It was quite impressive.
  • I was honored to speak to college students at Clemson's First Baptist Church. I spoke on the gospel according to Ratatouille (Don't laugh, The Christian Film & Television Commission rated it as the number one film for families in '07). Had a great time!
  • Got to eat at the new P.F. Chang's in Augusta with my mom and cousin, Rita, who was visiting. Chang's is one of my favorite restaurants, though I have had to swear off the "Great Wall of Chocolate" cake with its 2240 calories....which reminds me.
  • I lost 10 pounds in a month and my total cholesterol went from 194 to 171! Pretty shocking....just a baby step!
  • Well, that's some of the news. Thanks for your patience. I'll be back soon...hopefully over the weekend!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Stop Complaining and Make Some Music!!!!

I caught Extreme Makeover Home Edition last night and it was very, VERY convicting...not something I get a lot of on network television. They built a house for the family of Patrick Henry Hughes, a blind and wheelchair bound college student in Louisville, KY. Patrick and his father are nothing short of amazing. Since I can't post a two-hour episode of EMHE, here is a condensed report on Patrick and his father from ESPN:



Paul, who had his tormenting thorn in the flesh; who learned that God's grace was sufficient to handle whatever life throws at us, wrote in 2 Corinthians 12:9,10: But he said to me, "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

And he also wrote in Philippians 4:8: Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

So what are you boasting in, or complaining about, or thinking about? Patrick Hughes and his dad are boasting in their weaknesses gladly, thinking about the right things, and making beautiful music together for the world to hear. If only we could learn to play their kind of music; the kind that embraces life and grace and love and laughter and joy. What melody is your life playing for others to hear? May we all seek the clarity of vision Patrick Henry Hughes has, and may we know that the greatest joy we can experience is always in close, continuing relationship with our Father!

What's "Really" Not Fair! World Hunger!

After bemoaning the calorie content of chocolate cake (see below), another thought about food hit me. A good friend sent me an email recently about what families around the world eat in a week. It concerned a project undertaken by photographer Peter Menzel and his wife, writer Faith D'Aluisio for their new book, Hungry Planet: What the World Eats.

Basically, they inviting themselves to dinner with 30 different families... in 24 countries. They then participated in shopping, farming, cooking and eating with those families... taking note of every vegetable peeled, every beverage poured, every package opened. Peter and Faith wanted to see how globalization, migration and rising affluence are affecting the diets of communities around the globe. Here is the link to the NPR article about what they found, including more pictures of different families and their diets:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5005952

Remember, next to idolatry, oppressing and overlooking the poor was the most frequently condemned sin in the Old Testament. If you would like to contribute to a relief agency, try World Vision which consistently receives high ratings as a charity. They are a member of the Evangelical Council for Financial Accountability. Find out about their rating and a link to their website at:
(http://www.ecfa.org/MemberProfile.aspx?ID=5968&lid=ecfaLogo&lpos=rightnav_)

Fellow Baptists might want to contribute through The International Mission Board's World Hunger Fund at:
http://www.imb.org/main/give/page.asp?StoryID=6056&LanguageID=1709



It's Just Not Fair

As I was exercising on my stationary bike the other night, I was struck by how unfair our metabolism can be. My oh-so-smart bike tells me how many calories I'm burning at whatever setting I have it on, and on this occasion I was burning 480 an hour. Well, earlier this week I was checking out the website of one of my favorite restaurants which will be opening in a few days in my hometown. I was surprised that the website had the calorie count for all their menu items including their desserts.

My favorite is the "Great Wall of Chocolate" (Yes, it's a Chinese restaurant), which is a huge piece of chocolate cake that three people can easily share. The calorie count? Just 2240, with 89 grams of fat, and 376 grams of carbs. OUCH! Now I could (but to date I haven't!)eat the whole thing in 10 minutes (or less), but then it would take over five hours on the bike to burn that many calories! I guess God build our metabolism that way so we could learn discipline.